Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird
being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing
you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
cows write about their secrets in a dairy
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