im still feeling the pain from the break up of zac efron and vanessa hudgens
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
parents need to realise that their children will grow up to be whatever they want to be not what they want them to be
When your mom comes home with the groceries